It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Someone shattered a urinal.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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