gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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