so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
