At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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