Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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