Whats the glycemic index on semen?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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