i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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