Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Randomize
