your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want to make a zoo with you.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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