Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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