Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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