don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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