: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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