I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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