So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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