If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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