like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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