So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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