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(805): View more from California

guess who came home with a hottie last night

(1-805): View more from California

Def drugged

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(714): View more from California

Ikea night.

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(714): View more from California

Insert tab A into swedish slot B

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(818): View more from California

Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.

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(417): View more from Missouri

i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis

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