She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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