roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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