I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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