5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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