Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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