I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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