Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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