I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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