Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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