Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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