I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Is Oprah even human
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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