Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
whose parrot is this?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Randomize
