i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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