If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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