Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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