Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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