some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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