so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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