A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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