i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I have tasted many bathrooms
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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