How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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