Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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