Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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