Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
