He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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