return my video game
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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