considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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