The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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