I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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