u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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