ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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