i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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