This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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