I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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