I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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