I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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